Is this thing on?

So yesterday I was just hanging about in my underwater headquarters, watching some days of our lives re-runs when my ninja intuition sensed something amiss.

Suddenly my specially trained gophers began to warble, and I knew that my instinct was right. I proceeded to run towards my case filled with voltron swords and plastic nunchaku. Unfortunately I was high, so what seemed like running was actually me still sitting on the couch imagining that I was moving.

A great crash occurred and soon my underwater base began to fill with the sea semen of many a mated dolphin. It was then that I saw the ninjas. Those bastards had not only brought the standard issue weapons of ass-kickery but also brownies, to distract me from their invasion.

Brownies be ****ed I thought, so I slowly got up and took out my customized voltron sword of ass-beatery. Needless to say they cowered in fear. I am after all a jew. and with that comes great responsibility. Kind of like spider-man except with us its the responsibility of managing bank accounts and not beating the crap out of some ninjas with a plastic voltron sword.

To make a long and technical battle short, I whooped their asses, and took their brownies. My underwater lair is ruined however and all of my specially trained gophers drowned in sea-semen. Everything is cool though because I managed to save my "Days of our Lives" tapes.

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